Let’s go to Ikea and pretend we’re rich and fantasize about decorating a nice big home together
(via honestlynicolai)
I’ve always wanted to buy two coffees, take them to a crime scene and while handing one to the officer in charge ask, “So, what do we have here”?
(via lesbipoet13)
the treat yo self scene in parks and rec is the worst thing that ever happened to my self-control
(via robichauxs-murder-asylum)